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是的，台灣只有週年慶，還有 28 度的冬天…
沒有聖誕節就只好自己製造氣氛！

Now I proudly present the Kuo Duo w/ their 小姑姑!!!

Smile feat. Zee Avi

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it’s breaking
Though there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by
If you smile through your fears and sorrows
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You’ll see the sun come shining through for you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That’s the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what’s the use of crying?
You’ll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

90% 宅女本性週末在家不是看書、加班、看電影、就是顧小孩。

上週終於受不了去買新手機了，昨天跟品呈在看書的時候順手就用手機錄起來了。

註：要聽到品呈的聲音請把音量調到最大，不想聽到我的聲音的請切成靜音。我發誓真的是手機收音的關係，我講話沒有「那」麼大聲。

延續閱讀：
童書推薦：好讀又好玩的《劍獅出巡》

What’s wrong with ‘I’m a PC’ campaigns?
How much money is microsoft willing to make on stupid commercials and ad campaigns?
the answer is probably till they finally go bankrupt.

let’s review some of the commercials that microsoft has so desperately put out on the air to retaliate against Apple’s “I’m a Mac” campaign.

New Family - Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates Ad
Microsoft Jerry Seinfeld Bill Gates Shoe Circus Commercial
the newly retired Bill Gates and the hasn’t been so funny for so long’s Jerry Seinfeld, big money wasted on these 2 ‘big stars’. No message was sent out by either of these commercials other than microsoft is a big company that has lots of money but never spend it on what they should be working on, like fixing Vista. At least they got a used to be big star standing behind their product.

“I’m a PC” (we are the world)
I’m a PC: Not Alone
I’m a PC: Stereotype
I’m a PC

so, 2 big shot person is not enough for you? how about we show u a world of PC users?! yes, this is probably the best version out of all the “I’m a PC” commercials. but after the 10th person yelled out “I’m a PC” (and after viewing the commercial for the 3rd time) u get tired of the “hollywood grand” effect. and then start re-asking yourself the question. so what if you are a PC. I’m a PC user too. and i still faces unexpected program crashes and blue screens dozens of times a day. This commercial just tells the world out loud that 80% of the people in the world are PC users and you don’t have a choice. You should stick to it like those famous or popular or important people do.

“I’m a PC” (the kid version)
I’m a PC and I’m 4 and a half

by now, u probably should realize how much money microsoft has and how they are not afraid to make million dollar mistakes openly. and then, the commercial shifted. they hire young kids to shoot their commercials for them. (Yeah, hiring 100+ extras for a single commercial doesn’t work. we’ll put a 4 year old angel with a cute face. people certainly will get sucker in) oh yes! the kid is cute. and there are other versions will an elder girl and boy (let’s throw in all gender and all age to see which one sticks), they are all CUTE. but they are still forgetting people do have PC. half of the PC population can’t do what the 4.5 year old girl just did and do u know what it makes them feel? stupid and upset. and then they will think the commercial is a lie (which is 90% true).

Word of the wise to microsoft. please remember who are u selling your “commercials” to. Yes. PC is popular and everyone knows that. Brand awareness (popularity) is never microsoft’s problem (their problem is to have people switch and adapt to Vista, and then go buy new machine in September again for Window’s 7). 70% of the world probably still never heard of Apple or have ever used an Apple before and they are content with what they have, which is a PC. but do you really just want to throw in millions of dollars just to keep the content people happy?

i probably should spend more time revise and re-word this post. with the chance of sounding like a “New Media Douchebags“, but with my killing neck pain and pain killers kicking in, i just want to get this out and ask PC users of the world, “What can PC put in a commercial to fix your crashing problem and make you happy again?”

I’m not so happy with my mac recently. but i’m furious with PC.

I’m a Mac :Bake Sale (2008)

this was made before the “I’m a PC” were out. don’t think mac need to put out any more commercials for “I’m a Mac” series for a while. maybe wait till windows 7 is out and then make one commercial just to pleases the communities out there.

That’s all for tonight!

New Media Douchebag, OUT!

《幼兒防漏零食杯》我 ♥ Snack-Trap 影片介紹

Snack Trap 幼兒防漏零食杯
零食不再撒滿地☻體貼媽咪的好點子

幼兒零食防漏杯 (Snack-Trap™) 是什麼？

《幼兒防漏零食杯》(Snack-Trap™) 是美國媽媽 「Christine Moss」 所發明的得獎專利幼兒產品，自 2003 年起風靡歐美各地。Christine Moss 說：

發明幼兒零食防漏杯的用意就是希望能用創新的產品解決所有爸媽每天都會遇到的難題：寶寶不喜歡安靜的坐著吃飯，寶寶喜歡的是小點心，但是吃零食時卻確容易把家裡弄得又髒又亂；幼兒零食防漏杯的專利杯蓋能讓寶寶伸手進杯蓋拿點心，在手伸出的同時，蓋子即會合上，防止零食掉出；杯子形狀設計減少了翻倒機會，杯蓋耐用又防漏…

獨特專利設計的防漏杯蓋讓爸媽可以安心地讓寶寶拿著裝滿餅乾的防漏杯邊跑邊玩，餅乾不會因為搖晃而撒出；帶出門、在車上都是讓寶寶專心媽媽放心的好工具；爸媽不需要一口一口的餵寶寶，可以訓練寶寶自我餵食的能力。

好萊塢巨星們都是 幼兒零食防漏杯 (Snack-Trap) 的愛用者！ 蝙蝠俠 克里斯汀貝爾 (Christian Bale) 及珍妮弗加納 (Jennifer Garner) 和她們的寶貝女兒出門時必帶 Snack-Trap™！

有了 Snack-Trap，寶寶在發展自我餵食能力的同時不再因為零食掉滿地而增添爸媽的煩惱！產品適用於室內、車上、及戶外。

目前台灣可在線上 in媽咪 - 親子購物頻道 購買，更可搜尋到其他幫助媽咪們輕鬆餵食寶寶的好幫手喔！